astarion having ultra shredded abs is admissible if boring because he’s a mentally ill ken doll gymrat on peds, wyll having muscles is logical because he has a sword and shit even though his arms are stupidly thin and he would not be on a low body fat % like that (75kg wtf?). gale though? who does nothing besides cast spells and try to hump your leg? him and halsin can only be saved by this mod
the way this game insists on using their one same shredded asf body model for absolutely every human man gets completely preposterous sometimes because wtf is this
Oh, no that one makes sense. Elminster is canonically shredded, he had levels in fighter in older editions where multiclassing was more prominent. It was often noted in debates over which iconic D&D wizard would win in a fight that Elminster’s best hopes for victory versus the likes of Raistlin or Mordenkainen was to create an anti magic zone and just hit them because he actually had a positive strength score.
“Average wizard is actually muscular under the robes” factoid is due to statistical error. Average wizard needs help to move the couch. Elminster, who took levels in fighter and wins wizard duels with his fists, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Lots of “mean angry dyke” blogs on here that still treat any kind of rough sex as abuse and honestly? Laughable. Pathetic.
Anti-Kink is the ideology of the cowardly and infantile. Do not allow it to breed in queer spaces or you’ll find your surroundings so sanitized that you’ll never stop smelling bleach.
